• Top gig/night in Leeds last night. Glad I have an extra day to recover, think I might need it! #
• Forget everything and remember. #
• You're making excuses for the things you've never done #classicindie #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis @rola_cola Who's @phillipmarsay? He's not coming is he, I heard he's a bit of a square :-p x #
• A good solid 4th place double at ten pin. Amazing unerring accuracy from Helen L! Followed by a mountain of food at F&Bs. #fattybumbum #
• Great to see Ronnie win the snooker, and be so humble about it. He's turned out alright, that lad! #
• Oh crap, the weekends practically over and I've not done half the things I was supposed to :-S #eek #
• @andybell79 @StephenShutt Potasta? Pastato? #
• Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Eton Mess. #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis @rola_cola I do use it. It is my much more boring (and quiet) professional alter-ego #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis @rola_cola yeah, yeah yeah, there's plenty of time for that yet! #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis loadsa time! x #
• Oh but I just don't want to go to sleep yet. #ukofficehoursarewrong #
• Navigate to: How to kill rd, Richmond? #voicerecognitionfail #
• Kinda sucks to be me right now. #
• Wow, last night was rough. Herbal tea seems to be restoring something vaguely resembling normality. #
• Name an artist I should listen to, right now. (please) #
• PS. Hello. #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis I preferred Baby Strange! Where can I find Death Of Paris stuff – MySpace fail… #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis No, not yet. Life is utter chaos. It will fall all fall in to place though. I'll be there, do not fear! #
• @loolooj hey, yes got it – lifes just a great big ball of madness and chaos so haven't had time to reply properly! #
• @pkryder @andybell79 either of you fancy coffee and a sausage bap at the cairngorms on Saturday. Maybe some snowboarding. #noguarantees #
• @pkryder also, are you up for Leeds next saturday. Will probs book a twin anyway if you fancy it. #
• Hmmm. Eenie, meenie, miney, mo….. Or as autocorrect would have it Weenies newbie ninety mo. #
• @pkryder to be fair, it's 55% of your weekend at most. #
• Hmm, do I want to blow a massive whole in my finances to go snowboarding for 1 day? Know what, I think I do @CairngormMtn #
• Flipping burgers seems quite an appealing occupation. #
• Or better yet, pulling pints and scanning lift passes. In Canada. #
• Can someone please come over to feed and bathe me and make me a cup of tea; All while I sit at my desk? Ta lovelys #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis @rola_cola Que? #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis I'm living in a nightmare at the moment. I'll book it this weekend. #
• I've booked my hotel room for Leeds next week, so you can all quit nagging me now #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis LEEDS, Silly! xXx #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis I went for the Radisson! xx #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis @rola_cola Yah, decided there over the Cosmo as felt like treating myself. Cosmo just down the road anyhoo #drinksatourbar #
• So I didn't make it to the office today. Or even out of my PJs. #drownedindata #workingfromhome #
• @rola_cola @Lil_Miss_Lis Surely it's allowed in the hotel? Though I will need to get myself a handbag… #
• The @mayb2moro in me wants to drive to scotland to snowboard tomorrow. The @phillipmarsay in me is broken & beaten up & wants to veg #schizo #
• Time for a bath and then to put my PJs back on. Not much point getting dressed now, is there?! #
• Oh big shitty shit on a stick with shit in it. #
• Ok, help, need emergency golden wedding gift ideas please #imabadson #
• Wow, it's quite scary how many songs I recognise from 1962 #
• @andybell79 @scottmorland Neil young rules! #keeponrockinginafreeworld #
• @l__Kris__l never mind that, get saving for your wedding! #wewantastag #
• @ally_buzz you gave money to a man on the street in middlesbrough?! #
• @ally_buzz if you're lucky, he might use it to buy his greyhound a tin of chum. Or a new piece of rope for a lead. #
• I'm such a Baldy head. #depressing Should take a vow of celibacy and become a monk….oh hang on…! #
• 50 years of marriage for the folks today. Amazing. I'll be pleased if I ever see 5 #
• @rola_cola am I having deja VI?! X #
• @pkryder agreed, muppets! I've commented on that post! #
• Nice day with the golden oldies today. Gorgeous meal and black sheep at the fox and hounds. #chillin #
• Somewhat glad I didn't go to the @CairngormMtn today! Now to try and tear my face from the pillow… #
• So who's watching the Footy today? Predictions? I'm going 2-1 Man City and Man Utd to draw. Tough to call though, could go either way! #
• Think QPR might take the lead at Man City to make things interesting for a bit. #
• This seems harsh, surely a few places penalty would have been sufficient http://t.co/MHxooyUS #F1 #
• @andybell79 agree that punishment was due. Just seems harsh, Doubt a few litres of fuel would make a difference of 20+ grid places #
• @andybell79 hmm, though I guess if they hadn't left enough in for the test, they could have had rocket fuel in there #
• @andybell79 How many cock-ups do Mclaren want to make though? They mucked up all last season too. Seems odd for such a pro outfit #
• Loving @gaslightanthem today. Tunes of the highest class! #
• Was off out for a bike ride. Then realised lights out in Spain in 15 minutes. Oh well. Maybe after the footy…! #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis tut tut tut. #youwelllovebieber #

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• Who wants a finger? http://t.co/pQALJXpb #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis Rawwwwwr! Back atcha! Xx #
• Fab promotion party, bbq, beers and Waynes World yesterday! Party time, Excellent! THE SAINTS ARE GOING UP! #COYR #
• Earning dollar today. Not the best way to get over a hangover, but not so bad when you're getting paid for it. #justthinkofthemoney ! #
• @pkryder no hotel booked for Leeds yet. Will sort this week. Not doing Beamish, it's the same weekend as Leeds, you goon! #
• @pkryder when's your birthday? :S #
• @adlallana1 to be fair, the saints are only shit on sky. Just need more BBC coverage #
• @joshooiveld20 @adlallana1 @billysharp10 @rchap04 amused reading all ur tweets . Enjoy partying, you've earnt it! #thesaintsaregoingup #
• I seem to have lost TV in my bedroom. This is in no way a good thing. #
• @l__Kris__l he was my choice, but fear he's going to be on a loser from the start cause he's "not redknapp" needs to get results fast! #
• @l__Kris__l true, but the media still love him. #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis now now, that's not very nun like! #
• Most things are quite rubbish. On the plus side, I have plenty of bread. #
• @l__Kris__l you left your chocolate here. I can't guarantee that it's not been eaten, I mean that it won't be eaten. #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis night! Sleep easy! X #
• @pkryder you know somewhere else in the country some bogus Roadworks have appeared #nowheretostorethecones #
• PC:Slow. Laptop:Slow. Mobile Phone:Slow. #lovemoderntech #impatient #
• Watching some vintage live Pulp. Strange but good. #
• @rola_cola lols, looks very bizarre!! PS looks like you may need to plug your phone in #
• @rola_cola PS PS, didn't take too long to get back on the Wine then? #
• YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU LA LA LA LA YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU LA LA LA LA #
• @rola_cola Yah, kinda know the feeling! Still, things can only get better, right?! #brightside #
• Man, all of a sudden I've got some serious munchies going on. Might eat some bread. #
• @rola_cola legs and arms and zebras too. chin chin x #
• My fingers smell of sugar puffs, This is most odd. #
• @l__Kris__l just disable all their internetS #
• Any chance Tuesday has been cancelled?! #pleaseprettyplease #
• Perhaps I should get the Darth suit back out? http://t.co/wHP6E0dJ #
• What's gone on today? It was all going to plan, then the sh** hit the fan. Oh well, another late one then! #
• @HJNixon It would appear that way, yes! #
• RT @thinkgeek: This is just awesome. DuckTales, the rock version, ooo-oooo: http://t.co/LX9N5bgZ Thx, @thehumantim! Oh yes, yes it is! #
• So I'm just tidying up from the promotion party on Saturday #theresmemoriesinthosecrumbs #premierleaguemess. #
• Work done. Washing up done. Housework done. Laundry done. Ish. All before 1am. That calls for a beer! #
• It's a real shame the BBC commentators spoil snooker with their constant wittering on. #shutitwilly #
• I'd say Cisse is definitely the second best striker Pardew has ever signed. #
• Hurrah. Cosmic moon forces & wind direction must be in my favour as TV in bedroom is working again. Also, bed before midnight #controversial #
• I think maybe next time, I shall spell it out in stickel bricks. Maybe that will help. #
• Not sure what's more annoying, Willie Thornes constant wittering, or Dennis Taylors sex noises. #
• @l__Kris__l re Galaxy S3 It's the tech specs that are impressive. And the polished delivery which is lacking from the likes of HTC and co #
• @l__Kris__l But I'll tell you for sure once I get one. #
• The difference between me and Jesus, is that I nail myself to the cross. Oh, and he had better hair. And was a Jew. #
• @pkryder Yeah, I downloaded the album. It's sh1t. #
• @pkryder I downloaded based on popular opinion, not on knowing who they were. Popular opinion was wrong. #
• There's no greater truth than the saying "if you wan't something doing, then do it yourself" #
• Hey, anyone remember "The Seahorses"?! #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis Listening to my "reccommended" playlist on last.fm and they came up, and I was like… "Oh yeah!" x #
• D'ya know what? I'm pretty damned fed up right now. I mean, I'm fine. But fed up, you know? Oh well. #
• On the plus side, I'm going to Leeds today. #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis I'm afraid my musical taste as a teenager was appalling. May need to revisit the horses! #
• Thank you South Park, durka durrr. Timmehh! #
• @l__Kris__l I don't give a crap. #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis I told you on FB, ya biff . Musical choices of my teens included Louise and Will Smith. But also a lot of Queen! X #
• @scottmorland I'm not coming! Sorry dude, meant to email but been crazy. Got a 30th in Leeds #
• Hee haw hee haw. la baguette poulet magnifique pour le Phillippe! #
• Liverpool: pass sideways and backwards til it gets to gerrard, then 40yd hopeful punt forward. #predictable #
• This is like being in the twilight zone. #otleyrun #
• I have never seen so many pirates :-! #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis not doing the otley run, just in a pub on route so many pirates :-$ #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis stag do? I think? I dunno, so much fancy dress :-$ #
• I fully blame the bar staff for last nights irresponsible drinking. #wouldyouliketomakethatahousedouble #

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• Phew, am super-pooped! #
• More than 1 billion transistors inside a single processor. Truly remarkable and mind boggling stuff! http://t.co/jlhcjZDT #
• GET IN LEICESTER!! Come on! #andnowyouregonnabelieveus .. #
• Cock! #
• You have to say, whether you like them or not, what an an absolutely incredible away performance and result. Miraculous. Well done Bolton. #
• Off for a spot of team archery / swimming @opencrm #
• One thing you can always rely on in life, is the Germans winning a penalty shoot out! #
• Can ANYONE out there please explain how/why Internet Explorer is soooooo BAD?! #
• @Emily_J_Simpson when are you sinking cinc?! Will there be any Oporto action?! #
• @pkryder I think a trip to Leeds would sort that out #rumncoke #
• I reckon Rum helps me code besterer. PS I love you. #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis you went snowboarding?! Snowboarding is the best thing ever! You go to xscape? X #
• All I knowwwwwww for a fact, is I've been hit, I've been hit, I've been hit!! #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis I'm just impressed you've been! Don't worry, everyone is shit the first time!! So long as there is a next time #
• Does Jon Virgo ever shut up? #annoying #wsc #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis sweet! Next reunion on the Alps?! take me, I'll give y'all free lessons! #
• Tomorrow I will be appearing on "the voices". It's an alternative talent show for people feeling a bit schizo. It's on bbc3. #
• Dear me, 4hrs sleep is NOT enough! Love you bye, me. #
• @HJNixon ok, but shush, it's not a promotion party yet!! #
• Saints shirt is on. Ready for tense day of Footy action. Good luck if ur team is involved in the promotion race today…UNLESS YOU'RE W.HAM! #
• And now you're gonna believe us….! #coyr #
• I have an itchy bottom and now smelly finger #
• I think it's fair to say my requirement for bread is far outweighed by the amount if bread I currently own. Anyone for bread? #

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• How on earth can the Orange website be so bad? Aren't they a broadband company these days #nullpointerexception #
• @pkryder @StephenShutt @andybell79 mines £30 too though we are getting shafted on diesel prices. #
• @Andyfawcett17 I had that on in the background, but gave up; seemed a bit slow, did it get better?! #
• Hmm, reckon I achieved more in working at home this weekend than I have last 2 weeks in the office :-S #
• Oh well, its kinda late. Is it Saturday yet? #ohnoalarm #
• eh, seems to be snow @CairngormMtn . When did that happen?! #
• I just thought, "i fancy Wigan to get something at arsenal", and then I put the telly on. #iknowsit #
• Thanks today to Mr Wang and Mrs Topalova (think about it) of Microsoft support. #youcouldntmakeitup #
• Microwaved and with rum n raison ice cream #howdoyoueatyours #
• Doh, forgot the pic! http://t.co/qRc6KOBX #
• The race is on to get to bed before midnight! #knackered #
• tittybiscuits http://t.co/PATDZ6bI #
• A pretty fine night of results for Saints this eve. Couldn't have asked for much better. I'm still remaining pessimistic though! #
• Also congrats to @ReadingFC @ReadingFCFans. A truly amazing run. I hope @officialsaints can join you in the Prem real soon! COYR! #
• Something's not right here … #
• @Andyfawcett17 Chelsea seem to be playing a flat back 9!! #
• @Andyfawcett17 I think Bill would be more suited to Barca with his silky little stepovers!! #
• Didier Drogba, you are laughable. #
• How did Drogba stay on his feet long enough to score? #shefellover #
• Haha! RT @DanJMicallef Surprised he didn't go down injured during his celebration #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis ooo, sssup Lis ? X #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis aye, not too shabby I guess, ta hun, how's you, what's your beef?! X #
• I have discovered that doing one thing at a time is more productive than (not) doing several things at once. #
• WOOHOO ! CAKE has landed! And just preparing a birthday stew for tomorrow nt #
• The #undateables : where do I sign up?! #
• @Emily_J_Simpson I love @oportobar. Best rum and coke in the land, and free Jager ! #
• CAKE!!!!!! http://t.co/UiCGDVs1 #
• RT @mayb2moro tittybiscuits http://t.co/PATDZ6bI @l__Kris__l @MagnumJK #
• Thank you all for the lovely bday wishes. I love you all, especially those who remember I still exist tomorrow x x #
• I well love JLS ; #coyr #
• Just about feeling normal again having topped back up the alcohol in the bloodstream. #coyr #
• @Andyfawcett17 thought a draw would have been fair. You should have been down to 10! #
• @Andyfawcett17 One of those days for saints, don't think we really looked lime scoring after the first. #
• Though I do quite like F1 on sky, they do milk it a bit #getonwithit #
• Been a lovely weekend with my friends so far, despite the saints result. Nice chilled day on my tod today. #

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• @loolooj at least you got some #
• @mayb2moro @andybell79 we should do whinlatter this yr. It's closer than dalby and fielder! http://t.co/7LHWix0e #
• @pkryder 1 hr 30 which is less than both the others, its practically just off the A66. Might need some practice first though! #
• @pkryder 19k is quite far off road. We could always do it.twice. it also claims to be 790m up. #uphillabit #
• @pkryder my bike also needs digging out, literally after a quite fun off road route round darlo yday! #caked #
• Today I have mostly been learning about Linux Disk Management, before then learning that I did not need to learn about it. #timeforabeer #
• @l__Kris__l are you interested in Boro vs Saints? Sat 21st. Getting tickets tomorrow! #
• @HJNixon do you still want Boro vs saints tickets and if so, how many?! #
• What a gay! I mean goal. I mean gay. #immaturesnigger #
• @l__Kris__l okey ds, no drama. #
• @HJNixon okey dokey. Cool and not cool! #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis yah, certainly planning on it! X #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis was looking myself last night; where are you staying? X #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis I was looking Premier Inn. I presume you are staying over the Sat nt? Will work on Andy, but it's probably unlikely! #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis I see. Think I will just be heading down Saturday! Meantime, hope things improve on the seizure front x x #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis oops! it's still kinda sucky though! x #
• Give up? or die trying? For now I'm giving up in favour of cocooning in bed. Never tried to spell cocooning before. #harderthanitlooks #
• when i am sad and weary when all my hope is gone i walk around my house and think of you with nothing on #
• Gobbles! #
• and suck it up. #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis gotta be better than Thursday 12th!! #
• This rather shit week keeps on getting shitter. Come on.Saints! #
• I'm quite angry right now. #
• Weekend? What weekend? #
• Save money shopping online with Quidco:… http://t.co/IhgHRawy (and make me some money too ) #
• Tickets for Boro Vs Saints have arrived. After last night, I'm tempted to send the buggers back!! Alcohols may be needed. #squeekybumtime #
• I could be £200 richer by 4.30 #butidoubtit #grandnational #
• I should remember to take my chill pills more often. They really do seem to work :-S #
• One of my horses is so keen its buffered off before the race has started. Don't tire yourself out lad! #synchronised #
• LOLS. Biggest race on the calendar started with some sh*tty oversized elastic band. Hang ON!! #
• Well, a long but productive day. Should probably go to bed, but methinks beer and a film and maybe I'll feel like I've had a Saturday :-S #
• I have no idea wtf is going on with this film, but its totally cool! #suckerpunch #
• You no good jobless Mexican Jew. #
• Damn you cheesy poofs #
• Bonus, Gp doesn't start til 8am #liein #youwanplawnclackers #
• I do love tech. Keeping up with the F1 "at all times" thanks to Sky Go #
• @pkryder its really weird but the action scenes are ace! #
• @l__Kris__l @pkryder I think somewhere in the edit they mixed up two different reels! #

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• @pkryder @andybell79 @StephenShutt What a surprise that the Rock won. Shocker. #
• @andybell79 Who won out of The Undertaker and the other one? #
• @pkryder Castleford on Friday eve? I wonder if @andybell79 can be tempted?! #
• Oo, 3am, this is new! #
• @rola_cola @Lil_Miss_Lis Aw bumdiddles Lis! If you're going Rach, keep me informed! #
• @l__Kris__l its called Disneyland Paris these days. Stupeeeed ros bifs. #
• So who do I tackle with regards to the trade descriptions act about this so called "good" friday? #
• @MagnumJK ah just not the best of days that's all! All will be well! #
• @MagnumJK PS, my your tune re your teams Gaffer has changed! #
• @MagnumJK very soon, off to the pub in a mo, if I can stay awake! #
• @loolooj albatross! #
• Just incase. #
• @MagnumJK dude, when are we gigging again? #slimshandy #
• I have a yellow unicorn. #
• And I will destroy you. #
• @SiBrodie your goldfish is a German.France prisoner of jam. Wo ble Jim jam Spock face. Fin. #
• @loolooj Yes! Penny Farthing? #
• @loolooj ps, where's my pie? #
• Fireball! #
• Well that was probably the worst 5 a side performance of my life! #
• Sorry, the worst 5 a side performance of my life…so far. #
• @loolooj ah yes, in the fridge with the badger. #
• @pkryder I would hardly go as far as to say I played football! #
• There's a face; next muffin. #
• @pkryder @andybell79 pah, poor! #
• Listening to a bit of Bluetones #classicindie #
• Flight of the navigator! Awesome! Moooo! #

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• @pkryder double sync is crap. I use ISyncr WiFi. Its a few bucks and used iTunes on the pc, but it's brilliant! #
• @pkryder never got winamp WiFi sync to work. Always hung randomly on syncing certain files. #
• Well the bike is in surprisingly good shape after a winters neglect… Not sure the same can be said for the owner unfortunately!! #
• So my last statements come back to bite me after back wheel gave way on its first run out after 3 months in the repair shop. Not impressed! #
• @pkryder the hub is boned again. Back cogs wobbling all over, tyre probably worn half way through the frame! #
• @pkryder it limped back, luckily hadn't gone far. To be fair its the part that's shoddy, not the workmanship, its just annoying s'all. #
• It's amazing how you can realise how blatantly obvious something can be when you see it. I need a chain grabber thingy http://t.co/OZ7MMbsQ #
• @andybell79 Congratulations! I don't. I need one though. Along with a new back wheel. Do you have one of those too?! #
• @andybell79 my huge back tyre might not be helping, but even taking that into consideration I would expect a hub to last more than 5 miles!! #
• @andybell79 ah well, buying a new wheel from wiggle, they can take as long as they want to fix it then #iwanttoridemybicycle #
• Why aren't the buttons on a duvet cover on the side? Surely that would be easier? #
• I don't know why I bother playing Fifa. I pretty much hate it. Going to bed now before I smash any more controllers #grumpy #
• @pkryder You're weird. I told you winamp didn't work! Was your time and frustration really worth saving £2?! #
• @pkryder also Apples unless, this has changed don't sync wirelessly. Syncing with a wire was never a problem on my android with winamp #
• Wow, I love just throwing things in a pan and seeing what happened. Awesome spicy sausage casserole kerplonker thingy. Nom nom! #
• @pkryder I'm pretty damn clever. Fancy Google Mail working on a Google OS? #
• @pkryder I do like GMail though. Even if the web interface looks like it was drawn by a 7 year old…. Or a maths teacher. #
• Sometimes I wonder if I'm a genius, or if the world is just full of idiots? #
• "Savage Garden" in music library; vivid flashback to Uni days & crashing at randoms in Newcastle after "wiggle" #wewantotlivelikecannibals #
• @lucasdickey it just didn't work, mostly would hang on random songs and also not remember what it has seen already synced #
• @lucasdickey and I didn't like the interface much. Actually think that was the main problem. #
• It's nice to know that people out there still have a sense of humour. Check out the reviews! https://t.co/TY5xfSwW #
• Arg, I was nearly finished, like, 3 hours ago.. what happened?! #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis @rola_cola @Jobylou @JodieAsquith @nipperstripper Sweeeeeet! #yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyorkshire #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis you should work on @andybell79 next #
• 1am. We must stop meeting like this! #
• Spares on order, hopefully wheels will be rolling again by the weekend! Nice bling white wheel too (yes, I know it will look redonculous) #
• @rola_cola I'm free and could be tempted!! #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis @andybell79 @rola_cola Hey, I know! Let's go see 100 bands in the next 100 days… #gigchallenge #
• @rola_cola @Lil_Miss_Lis Yeah!, Do it #
• Oh look, it's 1am again! #
• @rola_cola It's good, innit? Unfortunately I can only get away with giving myself a lie in tomorrow #toomuchtodo #
• Caution everyone! It's going to snow next week! Best go stock up on bread and milk! #
• Why is every nut screw and bolt on a bike bloody bespoke?! Can't get disc brake off old wheel as don't have right tool for that now! Grrr! #
• @andybell79 @pkryder I'm afraid any cooked goods that are allowed to cool is now taxed, so it doesn't matter what temp it is when you arrive #
• Amidst all of the panic, I have filled my tank with pasties and drunk a load of petrol. I shall now be suing the government for damages. #
• @andybell79 why didn't you draw someone singing #thinkoutsidethebox #
• @l__Kris__l heh, you did better than me! Sometimes you just don't have the cards. Worth it for the Burger though #
• Ugh I feels bloody awful this morning! #
• Right thas the bike brake disc bolts loosened. Too much exertion. Back to bed for a bit. #
• Ah, finally the fog has risen. Time to get on with my day! #

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• @l__Kris__l @pkryder having the folks round for dinner, it wasn't worth the nagging #
• @DanJMicallef nahhhh, you're way better! #
• @DanJMicallef but I reckon him and Si would be a formidable partnership on a Monday night. Still no chance against the Bison though! #
• Great first GP today. @JensonButton looked imperious, but shaping up for a great season! Red Bulls will soon catch up methinks #
• Lived in this house several years now and used the dinner table for the first time today Sunday Dinner for the folks a great success #
• it's pretty brave of me to admit but I actually quite like the Subo album!! :-O #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis lols. I know its not cool. Its a strangely relaxing listen #nicevoice #
• @l__Kris__l lols no, straight up! #
• I bet wolves are so pleased they sacked Mick McCarthy now. #servesthemright #
• @pkryder @andybell79 yeah, whatevs, you love it really! #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis buy it? No I didn't buy it… #
• Can barely hold my head up and a weeks full of day ahead. Shibby. #
• @l__Kris__l You do realise I saw your earlier S Club tweet and had to check out the good news. I was – and still am – quite crestfallen. #
• Yay for The Apprentice and 16 more obnoxious pratts I will love to hate for the next 12 weeks! #
• @l__Kris__l and meanwhile, over at west bwom… #
• My eyes are melting. #
• @l__Kris__l I'm with you there buddy! #
• You don't have to be mad to work here, but…. bananas! #
• Wish people weren't in such a rush that they can't read MY emails properly, and engage a brain instead of wasting MY time. Frown. #
• Keep calm and carry on; its probably the best stereophonics album you've never heard! #
• Wow, singing and playing guitar is hard. Especially when you don't know the words or how the song goes #
• @pkryder my email works fine with Android. With you on tweetdeck though! #
• Just driven a full 58 lap gp. Quite knackering. Finished 14th after 4 time penalties. Is it cause I is black? #
• @pkryder why dont u just use gmail? As for launcher, think its just stock honeycomb one. Seems ok. #
• @pkryder use Gmail to manage your email, as your main account. All there then. No need to sync anything. #
• Anyone fancy a trip to Leeds?! http://t.co/k83vjqKi #
• Snow in Scotland! Just have to learn how to climb!! http://t.co/jCP6A9n0 #
• @aimee_fuller Malysia looks pretty hot! If you ignore the random storm showers! #
• This weekend is the definition of a loose end… #
• Haha, loving Le Tiss muttering "get in" on Soccer Saturday when Burnley scored against West Ham! #
• OK, so Saints are now 9 points clear of 3rd, but I still refuse to believe that the wheels aren't going to fall off!! #
• @pkryder For tablet, TweetColm and TweetCaster are quite nice. No Facebook, but that's not a problem for you! #
• @andybell79 @pkryder Sensible = Boring. Though to be fair, I don't mind. I am quite enjoying a very lazy day. Bike assembly tomorrow… #
• To be fair, I can sing Maybe Tomorrow #thevoice #
• @l__Kris__l me too, genuine talent and none of the total guff and unnecessary padding #
• Think I missed my calling in life as a world class athlete. 100m in under 9 seconds! #
• I am quite sweaty right now. Thought you might like to know. #
• I want my hour back! On the plus side, at least the clock in the kitchen is right now!! #

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• @l__Kris__l I know, she has either exceptional skills or serious pent up anger issues. Lol! #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis meeeeeeeeeeeeeee! #
• Today has certainly been an interesting and not at all unpleasant change of pace and, er, stuff. #
• Am lolling at You've been framed ; must be in a good mood! #
• Beep! #
• @andybell79 no, but my smoke detector did! #
• @l__Kris__l the best is yet to come tomorrow morning. Dependant on you cycle I suppose! #
• Cheap washing up liquid is just not worth the savings #smellsliketoiletcleaner #
• @l__Kris__l Nice. #
• Oh fecking feckity feck. #
• Google -1 http://t.co/MpHi3kVf #
• I'm loving the fact that someone on Neighbours just said "bugger off". Classic. #
• Oh F### you Windows updates. Thanks a bunch. #
• Also, what's with all the box ticking these days. Quit ticking boxes. #
• Thinking of hitting the park tomorrow night for some sweet jibbing! #
• http://t.co/bgkjiBi2 #
• Tonight I shall be going to Routes for shots & bottles of cider for £1, then the Plastered Parrot before dancing on the podium @Bojangles. #
• Havin a blast at Cas park night! Boxes nailed, jumps nailed. Havin a beer and celebrating the fact I'm nit dead (yet) #
• @andybell79 yes! In my hottub! #
• http://t.co/9woI51hL #
• Super fun night. Oh how I love snowboarding. Setting alarm for the f1 now! Woop! #
• Exciting first Quali session in the F1 – good to see it mixed up a bit this year – and the two brits at the front! #
• @domisatwit No Giraffes? Sad face. Giraffes are the bestest #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis Yay Happy 1000! #
• this day & age it's a disgrace that the same very simple CSS renders completely differently on 3 fully up to date browsers #standardsfail #
• @l__Kris__l ridiculous, even something as simple as sizing is different! How's that possible? Are pixels bigger in Firefox or something?!?! #
• @l__Kris__l hard to determine really. I guess the "standard" is obviously open to interpretation! #
• Blah and fook it. Think this calls for Cool Runnings and a nice strong glass of perspective! #
• @andybell79 ha, yes, its wrong innit! I was there last week, but they claim to have old caffreys! #
• Sky sports are trying hard, but at the moment,its just not as good as the beeb! #
• Wtf, Sasha Baron Cowan is married to Isla Fisher?! #
• @andybell79 so I read, just seems a random coupling! #
• @Lil_Miss_Lis I just read it on wiki! Seems an odd combo s'all! #
• Feel the rhythm feel the rhyme! #
• Has Warnock ever given an interview where he hasn't blamed the ref?! #brokenrecord #
• @LinnHaug top gun is amazing! But is it better than days of thunder? #
• @l__Kris__l realistically, all software is beta #
• Its good probs have a good baseline #goodfriends #
• @l__Kris__l lol, yes that does somewhat suck but is also slightly reassuring! #
• Dear friends, you will be pleased to hear that I have changed the battery in my smoke alarm!! #
• Yap yap yap yap yap. #

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